*Jocelyn spilled frosty all over her face—I laugh my head off:
Joce: “MOM! Karen’s acting like I did something stupid!”
*A girl’s phone in class was bedazzled:
Krn: “What do you call it when someone does that?”
Mason Wimberly: “Obnoxious.”
*Andrew’s neighbor came by their house to drop of a ladder she had borrowed:
Andrew: “That sucker’s heavy!”
Jordan: “You picked her up!?”
*Walking on campus behind 2 girls writing down their convo:
Girl 1: “She said I have apple cheeks. What does that mean? I have fat cheeks?”
Girl 2: “NO! It just means that you have…round cheeks.”
Girl 1: “Round is another synonym for fat…”
Lizzy: “I feel like butter.”
Erica: “I wish I was mentally challenged so I wouldn’t have to take this test.”
*All 3 of us were an having awful, unproductive day—but we all had tests to study for:
Krn: (walks into apartment) “Did someone vacuum!?” (surprised)
Lizzy: “NO. Are you kidding!?”
*Girl at San Antonio Riverwalk walking next to river (no railing):
Girl: “Texting while I’m walking right here probably isn’t the smartest idea…”
Stuart Johnsen: (sarcastically) “I hear the pan handle is a great country to visit this time of year.”
Guy: “Desde cuando te fuistes…”
*Watching GoldenEye—all the people around the office were killed:
Zane: (pretending to be Natalya) “Why are all these people sleeping on the job?”
Tom McMullin: “He had more strength in his pinky finger than…”
(I look at Lizzy)
Krn: “Skadoosh…”
John: “What are you doing Saturday night?”
Krn: “I have to study!”
John: “You do?”
Krn: “Yeah, I have a huge essay test on Monday.”
John: “So, you’ll be studying ALL Saturday?”
Krn: “Yeah…”
John: “Continuously…?”
Krn: “Yeah.”
~~*~~
CHRISTMAS BREAK 2009
Maddie: I look cute ALL THE DAY.”
Maddie: “Momma, I happy.”
Jocelyn: “I’m happy too.”
Maddie: “I love me.”
*Maddie wanted to take a shower and went to find Grandpa:
Gary: “This is kind of kinky…she told me to take my clothes off!”
Jocelyn: “We have dessert too!”
Krn: “We do? …Oh yeah! Apple and Pimpkin pie.”
*Guy in front of us at movie theater:
Krn: “Yes balding mullet!”
Jocelyn: “There’s no business in the front.”
Krn: “He’s retired.”
*Helping Maddie cut her cheesestick:
Jocelyn: “Why didn’t you come help me?”
Krn: “I was over here cutting cheese.”
*Jocelyn and I looking at Twilight action figures (dolls):
Krn: “Oh my gosh! It’s 17 inches!!” That’s so big!”
Joce: “That’s like life sized!”
Zane’s roommate: “Want a beer?”
Clark: “It’s noon…”
Krn: “Jocelyn…There is no time like the present.”
Joce: “Karen, I don’t believe anything like that.”
*Waiting to turn a corner in the car, but distracted because we were talking about Cheetos:
Natalie: “I guess I could have gone...”
Krn: “Cheetos are more important.”
Nat: “Definitely.”
Gail: “Stop at Wendy’s.”
Gary: “Why?”
Gail: “Don’t ask any questions on this trip or you’re gonna be sorry!”
Krn: “Oh Snap!”
Maddie: “I’ve got bogey’s IN MY NOSE.”
Zane: “How bad are you…scolioted?”
Krn: “Why does he talk so loud when he’s on the phone?”
Jocelyn: “He’s a little deaf...”
Gail: “It’s because he’s a little hard of hearing.”
Jocelyn: (to Gail) “That’s what I just said…and apparently so are you.”
Scott Mills: “I’m going to go get a drink.”
Jenna: “Oh! Can you get me some?”
Scott: “No, I’m Okay.” (turns around to walk away…. then comes back a second later smiling)
*Random kid on campus talking to his friend:
Kid: (super excited) “I just found out…Pocohantas and John Ralph got married on my birthday!!”
~~*~~
Quotes from my Philosophy Professor- Robin Smith:
- “It’s a multi-purpose eraser…What I’d like to know is…What are the other purposes?”
- “I know I’m repeating myself a lot, but I’m saying the same thing over and over.”
- “The quick answer is, NO. The slow answer is Nooooooo….”
- “Disjunctions…they’re a tremendous pain in the….strategy.”
- “It’s really hard to go on forever… It takes forever!”
- “That’s what phones sounded like in the old days… when we had to kill our own Mastodons.”
~~*~~
*This is just a funny quote I saw on a talk show:
-Kevin Pollak Chat Show:
James Roday: “That little alarm that you have on the wall is going off that tells you when your guests are being TOO interesting.”
*Talking about what a bird thinks when it sees a freshly washed car:
Natalie: “OOOH! Shiny objects that are clean! LET’S DESTROY THEM!”
WASHINGTON D.C. TRIP 2010:
Jocelyn: “Miss Direction! Get it!?” (Mom’s new nickname after she gave us the wrong directions)
Spencer Oscarson: “Entre por favor. That was two languages and no accent.”
Krn: “We’re in a museum! I can do whatever I want!”
*Zane running over two armadillo in less than 2 hours
~~*~~
THE BEST OF MADDIE:
-“I be so lucky!”
-“I no like it!” (I don’t like it)
-“I no know!” (I don’t know)
-“Momma, what can I do for you.”
Gary: “Let’s take off that cold swim suit and put on some warm pajamas.”
Maddie: “That’s a great idea!”
Gary: “Maddie, this is strawberry milk. See these letters? S.T.R.A.W.B.E.R.R.Y. Okay? What is it?
Maddie: “Stawberry.”
Krn: “What is grandpa holding, Maddie?”
Maddie: “Pink Chocolate Milk.”
*Maddie banging on my door in the mornings:
Maddie: “Karen! I wanna come in there!!”
Maddie: (talking to Grandma) “Just get me some Pink Chocolate Milk and turn on Mickey Mouse…that’s all you have to do!”
Maddie: “Momma, this park is shaped like an octagon!”
Maddie: “Momma, what color are you today?” (means- what color are you wearing)
Clay: “Maddie, how sleepy are you?”
Maddie: “I’m a bit sleepy.”
Maddie: “It’s kind of chilly out here!”
*Maddie said something like ‘window’ while we were in the car:
Krn: “Window?”
Maddie: “No!”
Jana Emmer: “Do you mean Wendell, like a person?”
Maddie: “No….not Wendell like a person.”
*At church:
Maddie: “There’s no time for prayer!”
*Maddie throwing the hymn book at Clay’s foot*
~~*~~
At Blockbuster: DVD sale- 5 for $20.00
Emily Emmer: “3 dollars and 50 cents each!”
*Camille calling to get her old job back:
Call #1: Hangs up extremely fast
Call #2: Says she has the wrong number
Emily: “What’s not normal….That’s what I want!”
Stuart Johnsen: “I went to Fudruckers 3 times this meat…” (MTS- week)
Saturday, July 3, 2010
2009 Continued...
Krn: “She’s so old!”
Gail: “She’s old? Did she use to be young?”
*Natalie writing on a CD for Kristin Sellers:
-Natalie wrote Dics 1 (then changed it to Disc)
Krn: "DICS!"
Natalie: “The pause was the best part.”
Krn: “The pods?”
Nat: “Pause…”
Krn: (lifts up hands) “Paws?”
*President Uchtdorf spitting during a talk:
Jocelyn: “Did he just lose a tooth?”
Natalie: “I don’t remember the last time I went on Facebook…lol. I mean Myspace. Facebook…um…ten minutes ago.”
*In English class- picture in the slide show of a King sitting on a throne (I had just got a 92 on my test-- my friend's grade wasn't as high):
Krn: "What's behind his head? A hat?.... What's that maroon thing?"
Brandon Pichanick: "It's the chair.... 92. 92!!!! Really!?"
Gail: “Maddie, say cheese!”
Maddie: “Cheese!”
Gail: “Say hot dog.”
Maddie: “Woof Woof!”
Erica Brevard: “I really like your skirt!”
Krn: “Yeah, me too! You look really cute today.”
Sarah Klonower: “It’s been know to happen.”
Krn: “Look at that guy running!” (lol)
Zane: “Sometimes your arms just get tired.”
*Easter Sunday:
Gary: “We should have rabbit for dinner.”
Gail: “Why don’t we just have bunn…Can someone pass the orange juice?”
Ryan Lyman: (smells armpit) “You know…Actually, it smells kinda good.”
*Erica undid the button on her pants during a meeting (Heather Lyman and I saw her do it):
Erica: YES. I did.
Krn: “Taylor, you remind me of a vocab word right now.
Taylor: “Vacillate??”
Krn: “YES!”
Krn: “We have hours left. HOURS! Hours upon hours, upon hours.”
Ryan Lyman: “You know that guy from Transporter who does all those car tricks?”
Krn: “He’s amazing…”
Ryan: “I make him look like a child.”
Alex Plemons: “We should go above and beyond on this project because we know how well that’s worked in the past.”
*Weird noise coming from outside:
Krn: (listening) “OH! A plane.”
Natalie: “Dinosaurs?”
*Ryan’s grill was stolen
Ryan: I would offer my grill, but it’s being used somewhere else…by someone else…”
*After watching a Talent Show
Erica Brevard: “I realized today…I’m not talented.”
*Serving ice-cream at a church event
Lauralee: “Ryan made a mess. I know it was him because he’s the only Idiot who used strawberry.”
*Natalie’s white purse sitting on the ground:
Andrew Creel: “Whose gym bag?”
Erica Brevard: “My name means Royalty.”
Krn: “My name means Pure.”
Katy Ralston: “Mine too! Wait, what’s your name?”
Erica: “I can’t wait to make fun of them tonight.”
Gail: “We need to get milk today before Dairy gets home.” (Dad +Gary= Dairy)
Gail: “Karen, stop knocking my phone off, Foot Off….SHOE OFF!!”
Zane: “Do not feel enjoy.”
Zane: “That’s a NO.”
*Hear door-bell—no one gets up:
Gail: “Was that the door?”
Jocelyn: “Yes.”
Gail: “Who is it?”
Jocelyn: “Well, I couldn’t say…”
Gail: “Let’s blow up some refreshments, then we’ll watch another episode of Psych.” (MTS- blow up some fireworks)
Krn: “Did you see that lady with the super red hair over there?”
Jocelyn: “Yes…”
Krn: “Well, I might have taken a picture of her…”
*John Ivers wearing a shirt that says ‘Las Vegas’:
John: “So… where are you guys from?”
Matt Moser: “I think I put all my energy into NOT looking tired.”
Krn: “I forgot to chew. I just swallowed an entire potato chunk.”
Gail: “Why? Are you really hungry?”
Breanna Stutz: “We just pounded about the War in Heaven.”
~~*~~
MINNESOTA 2009
Krn: “Oh! I need a pen.”
Zane: “I have one.”
Krn: “Yeah, but I need one that I can keep.”
Zane: “Well, you can use this one (hands me the pen) You can’t keep it.”
Zane: “I still want that back.” (waiting for me to finish writing)
Zane: “Karen, hurry! (takes pen from me) It’s mine.”
*Almost out of gas in the middle of no-where:
Zane: “If our car stops, my disappointment will be palpable.”
Zane: “I’m outraged! (pounds fists on table) But not very.”
*At World Championship- Snowmobile Watercross- Someone had a Dora Tent set up:
Jocelyn: “You know what I forgot to bring?”
Krn: “No, what?”
Joce: (sarcastically) “My Dora tent.”
Krn: “You have a Dora tent?”
Joce: “Really Karen…Really?”
Clark Johnsen: (in cold water) “I’m not shivering. I’m flexing!”
Clark: “Live your life!”
Grandma Johnsen: “To the fullest!”
Clark: (singing like Britney Spears) “My hunger’s got the best of me!”
Clark: (pretends to cry) “This hot dog is SO good!”
*Lifejacket brand: SWS
Krn: “I wonder what that stands for…”
Clark: “SaltWater Sweaters.”
Guy: “Where was Dad born again? Mocha Frappiccino?” (Mora)
Guy: “I have to go to the bathroom so bad, that walking is KIND OF a trial.”
Guy: “I was about to take another bite and my body was like, ‘NO NO NO!...No More!”
Guy: “My stomach just gave me an ultimatum…If you eat this, there will be consequences”
*Jocelyn used poison ivy as toilet paper:
Jocelyn: “I think I got poison ivy on my butt.”
Guy: “Show me….I see A bite.”
Joce: “I have like fifty!”
Guy: “You got attacked.”
Jocelyn: “Everyone pray for my butt.”
Gary: “Isn’t this rhubarb pudding the best thing you’ve ever had?
Guy: “Not as good as you, dad.”
Guy: “It was his time…so we shot him.”
*Air conditioning was slightly broken and extremely loud:
Guy: “Is there a combat helicopter hovering above our house?”
*Niece trying to eat off my plate:
Krn: “Maddie, everything that is on my plate is on your plate. That’s a fact….Except I have corn. SO I lied.”
Natalie: “We got these jackets from HP last year. Could they have picked an uglier color?”
Krn: Yes homo….HOBO!”
Jocelyn: “It’s like the great Justin Timberlake says, ‘Cry Me a River’.”
*Watching The Mummy Returns at the Christiansen’s:
Ashlen: “Hey mom, a scary monster, mom.”
Natalie: “Is that thunder?”
Krn: “Yes. Was it raining earlier? Wait, you were sleeping….Yes it was.”
*Kid getting up in the middle of class:
Professor Chen: “This isn’t a marketplace. You can’t just come and go as you please.
Random kid: “I have really bad gas…”
*We were late for a movie & Theresa Ricker was washing her hands slowly:
Jocelyn: “Hey nursing school…Let’s go!!”
*Looking at a Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs display:
Jocelyn: “Those meatballs look like clouds….because they are clouds…”
Gail: “She’s old? Did she use to be young?”
*Natalie writing on a CD for Kristin Sellers:
-Natalie wrote Dics 1 (then changed it to Disc)
Krn: "DICS!"
Natalie: “The pause was the best part.”
Krn: “The pods?”
Nat: “Pause…”
Krn: (lifts up hands) “Paws?”
*President Uchtdorf spitting during a talk:
Jocelyn: “Did he just lose a tooth?”
Natalie: “I don’t remember the last time I went on Facebook…lol. I mean Myspace. Facebook…um…ten minutes ago.”
*In English class- picture in the slide show of a King sitting on a throne (I had just got a 92 on my test-- my friend's grade wasn't as high):
Krn: "What's behind his head? A hat?.... What's that maroon thing?"
Brandon Pichanick: "It's the chair.... 92. 92!!!! Really!?"
Gail: “Maddie, say cheese!”
Maddie: “Cheese!”
Gail: “Say hot dog.”
Maddie: “Woof Woof!”
Erica Brevard: “I really like your skirt!”
Krn: “Yeah, me too! You look really cute today.”
Sarah Klonower: “It’s been know to happen.”
Krn: “Look at that guy running!” (lol)
Zane: “Sometimes your arms just get tired.”
*Easter Sunday:
Gary: “We should have rabbit for dinner.”
Gail: “Why don’t we just have bunn…Can someone pass the orange juice?”
Ryan Lyman: (smells armpit) “You know…Actually, it smells kinda good.”
*Erica undid the button on her pants during a meeting (Heather Lyman and I saw her do it):
Erica: YES. I did.
Krn: “Taylor, you remind me of a vocab word right now.
Taylor: “Vacillate??”
Krn: “YES!”
Krn: “We have hours left. HOURS! Hours upon hours, upon hours.”
Ryan Lyman: “You know that guy from Transporter who does all those car tricks?”
Krn: “He’s amazing…”
Ryan: “I make him look like a child.”
Alex Plemons: “We should go above and beyond on this project because we know how well that’s worked in the past.”
*Weird noise coming from outside:
Krn: (listening) “OH! A plane.”
Natalie: “Dinosaurs?”
*Ryan’s grill was stolen
Ryan: I would offer my grill, but it’s being used somewhere else…by someone else…”
*After watching a Talent Show
Erica Brevard: “I realized today…I’m not talented.”
*Serving ice-cream at a church event
Lauralee: “Ryan made a mess. I know it was him because he’s the only Idiot who used strawberry.”
*Natalie’s white purse sitting on the ground:
Andrew Creel: “Whose gym bag?”
Erica Brevard: “My name means Royalty.”
Krn: “My name means Pure.”
Katy Ralston: “Mine too! Wait, what’s your name?”
Erica: “I can’t wait to make fun of them tonight.”
Gail: “We need to get milk today before Dairy gets home.” (Dad +Gary= Dairy)
Gail: “Karen, stop knocking my phone off, Foot Off….SHOE OFF!!”
Zane: “Do not feel enjoy.”
Zane: “That’s a NO.”
*Hear door-bell—no one gets up:
Gail: “Was that the door?”
Jocelyn: “Yes.”
Gail: “Who is it?”
Jocelyn: “Well, I couldn’t say…”
Gail: “Let’s blow up some refreshments, then we’ll watch another episode of Psych.” (MTS- blow up some fireworks)
Krn: “Did you see that lady with the super red hair over there?”
Jocelyn: “Yes…”
Krn: “Well, I might have taken a picture of her…”
*John Ivers wearing a shirt that says ‘Las Vegas’:
John: “So… where are you guys from?”
Matt Moser: “I think I put all my energy into NOT looking tired.”
Krn: “I forgot to chew. I just swallowed an entire potato chunk.”
Gail: “Why? Are you really hungry?”
Breanna Stutz: “We just pounded about the War in Heaven.”
~~*~~
MINNESOTA 2009
Krn: “Oh! I need a pen.”
Zane: “I have one.”
Krn: “Yeah, but I need one that I can keep.”
Zane: “Well, you can use this one (hands me the pen) You can’t keep it.”
Zane: “I still want that back.” (waiting for me to finish writing)
Zane: “Karen, hurry! (takes pen from me) It’s mine.”
*Almost out of gas in the middle of no-where:
Zane: “If our car stops, my disappointment will be palpable.”
Zane: “I’m outraged! (pounds fists on table) But not very.”
*At World Championship- Snowmobile Watercross- Someone had a Dora Tent set up:
Jocelyn: “You know what I forgot to bring?”
Krn: “No, what?”
Joce: (sarcastically) “My Dora tent.”
Krn: “You have a Dora tent?”
Joce: “Really Karen…Really?”
Clark Johnsen: (in cold water) “I’m not shivering. I’m flexing!”
Clark: “Live your life!”
Grandma Johnsen: “To the fullest!”
Clark: (singing like Britney Spears) “My hunger’s got the best of me!”
Clark: (pretends to cry) “This hot dog is SO good!”
*Lifejacket brand: SWS
Krn: “I wonder what that stands for…”
Clark: “SaltWater Sweaters.”
Guy: “Where was Dad born again? Mocha Frappiccino?” (Mora)
Guy: “I have to go to the bathroom so bad, that walking is KIND OF a trial.”
Guy: “I was about to take another bite and my body was like, ‘NO NO NO!...No More!”
Guy: “My stomach just gave me an ultimatum…If you eat this, there will be consequences”
*Jocelyn used poison ivy as toilet paper:
Jocelyn: “I think I got poison ivy on my butt.”
Guy: “Show me….I see A bite.”
Joce: “I have like fifty!”
Guy: “You got attacked.”
Jocelyn: “Everyone pray for my butt.”
Gary: “Isn’t this rhubarb pudding the best thing you’ve ever had?
Guy: “Not as good as you, dad.”
Guy: “It was his time…so we shot him.”
*Air conditioning was slightly broken and extremely loud:
Guy: “Is there a combat helicopter hovering above our house?”
*Niece trying to eat off my plate:
Krn: “Maddie, everything that is on my plate is on your plate. That’s a fact….Except I have corn. SO I lied.”
Natalie: “We got these jackets from HP last year. Could they have picked an uglier color?”
Krn: Yes homo….HOBO!”
Jocelyn: “It’s like the great Justin Timberlake says, ‘Cry Me a River’.”
*Watching The Mummy Returns at the Christiansen’s:
Ashlen: “Hey mom, a scary monster, mom.”
Natalie: “Is that thunder?”
Krn: “Yes. Was it raining earlier? Wait, you were sleeping….Yes it was.”
*Kid getting up in the middle of class:
Professor Chen: “This isn’t a marketplace. You can’t just come and go as you please.
Random kid: “I have really bad gas…”
*We were late for a movie & Theresa Ricker was washing her hands slowly:
Jocelyn: “Hey nursing school…Let’s go!!”
*Looking at a Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs display:
Jocelyn: “Those meatballs look like clouds….because they are clouds…”
2008-2009
Spring 2008
Kevin Engleman: “I know a little about a lot.”
Kelsey Loflin: “Oh…that was deep!”
*Kevin pulled cheek skin really far from his face:
Kelsey: (whispers to me) “Is that supposed to happen?”
*Girl sneezes repeatedly in History class:
Vinnie: “Dang! I didn’t even count this time! And it was in the triple digits!”
Krn: (sarcastically) “Really? It was in the 100s?”
Vinnie: “Yeah, like 14.5”
Clark Johnsen: “WHY are you going?”
*Playing board game called Redneck Life: (redneck children marry eachother)
Clay Johnsen: “You don’t want Gutter Glitter to marry an alien, do you?”
*Talking to baby niece:
Clay: “Who are you? I’m Uncle Clay!”
Clark Johnsen: “Now, this is a vacation.”
Krn: “What do you mean?”
Clark: “We are just living our lives. We stay up as late as we want, we play tennis whenever we want to, we eat whatever we want…”
Krn: *GASP* “We have cheesecake!”
Clay: (impatiently) “Are we going to go?”
Gail: “But Clay, you aren’t even dressed!”
Clay: “Okay….that was hurtful.”
*During Chamber Choir- just about to start singing
Jack: “Does anyone have any chapstick?”
(everyone lets out the breath we just took and start laughing)
Phil Raddin: “Talk about a buzz kill…”
Lizzy Tschirhart: “My feet are babies.”
Krn: (talking about dog) “Has she pee’d on the new carpet yet?”
Zane Johnsen: “No, she hasn’t dug her own grave yet.”
Gail: “I want some more butter.”
Gary: “I think that’s plenty of butter.”
(Gail glares)
Krn: “Yes Manipulation!”
(Gail scoops a huge glob of butter onto her plate)
Natalie: “Do you hear that?”
Krn: “The baby?”
Nat: “My stomach.”
*Playing Mario Kart (N64):
Zane: “Do you think you’re better than me?”
Zane: “I like your A.C. Instead of getting warmer, it just starts smelling like fire.”
Krn: “OH MY GOSH! Look at the Moon!!”
Gail: “HOLY BUCKETS!”
Krn: “Kashishter…Jocelyn needs help with the TV in her bathroom.” (moving it somewhere else)
Zane: “What? Does she need help turning it on?”
UTAH 2008
Clark: “I spy something brown.”
Jocelyn: “Camille’s roots!”
*Clay singing a made up song about Guy:
Clay: “My brother Guy messed things up and he can’t fix it…”
(later…)
“My brother Guy messed things up and he just fixed it!”
Gail: “Clay! Don’t have chocolate milk before dinner!”
Clay: “What are you!? MY MOTHER!?”
Gail: “Sometimes I pretend I’m a prisoner of war…”
Gail: “Clark, Gail… Gary…”
Krn: “Did you just say your own name!? Lol!”
Clay: “Tell her I’m a doctor… and that I have vision and courage.”
*Clay’s Pearl of Wisdom:
Clay: “If you want someone to wake up and do something with you—make them breakfast.”
*Talking about Hugh Jackman:
Camille Emmer: “He’s hosting the Oscars.”
Clark: “Keanu Reeves!?” (truly terrified)
Gail: “Can you wash this?”
Krn: “Wash?”
Gail: “Watch...”
Gail: “The wait for dinner isn’t too excrushionary.”
*Passing around a dessert after dinner:
Guy Johnsen: “Oh no. I don’t want any sweets.”
Clay: “Are you LOST!? You’ve had like five cokes and you’re saying you don’t want sweets!?”
*Clark blowing nose in bathroom when I walked in:
Clark: “What if I was just in here throwing up?”
*Man walks through door with a baby wearing glasses
Krn: “Aww!”
Mom: “So cute!”
Guy: “He should get lasik.”
*On a Continental flight:
Zane: “Ghettonental…”
*I was talking to Zane:
Zane: “Shh! We’re landing!”
~~*~~
SPRING 2009
Breanna Stutz: “Rhymes with Glacier…no it doesn’t. Ummm… Flenden Braisier…”
Taylor Sontchi: “I keep having dreams about him.”
Breanna Stutz: “Yeah. You’re supposed to get married.”
Krn: “Out of the random.” (MTS- Out of the blue)
(*later: Taylor making fun of my slip-up)
Taylor: “That was such a BLUE story.”
Becky: “What’s it called? Bionical?”
Krn: (lol) “What?”
Becky: “…….Transformers!”
*Mom was sick, stayed inside all day…but we went on an errand together in the evening:
Krn: “MOM! It’s the first time you’ve seen daylight!” (It was 10:00 PM)
Austen Christiansen: “I’m going to hurt him…Hospital hurt him.”
Austen: “This bread is so flakey and sexy!”
Gail: “Who’s praying? I prayed yesterday.”
Krn: “I prayed yesterday!”
Guy Johnsen: (british accent) “There was no doubt about it…Harry Potter was gay!”
Professor Schultz: “I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m not a dirty old man and I’m not gay, so if you need a hug…”
Schultz: “What is tardiness? The ultimate form of rudeness.”
*Cathy Marshburn & I were on the trampoline looking at the sky at night
Cathy: “Do you see that light behind the clouds? It’s so bright!”
Krn: “The MOON?”
*New Year’s Eve Fireworks:
Gail: “If someone tried to sleep through this, they’d be awake.”
Natalie: “Freaking eye! Wait…”
(both: lol)
Krn: “Freaking A!”
Krn: (talking about grandma) “She’ll never live that down. Even though she’s dead.”
Professor P. See. Lim: “In the Middle East they have a very young population. Right? SO they have lots of energy. Right? What’s the problem? They have nothing to do! So they sit around and think of ways to bomb us.”
(SIDE NOTE: This Political Science teacher was SO racey!)
Erica Brevard: “I don’t want to work either, but I don’t want to just sit at home and read recipes and use my ovaries either…”
Krn: “Your dad doesn’t set a timer while he’s cooking either?”
Natalie: “No. He doesn’t read directions either. I get that from my dad too. He’s like that when he makes his homemade BBQ sauce. People ask to get the recipe, And Fist of all. NO. It’s a secret. And second, he wouldn’ know what…”
(cut off by my laughter)
Becky: “She had boobs the size of Japan!”
Ryan Lyman: “I use to blow up balloons at HEB for 8 hour shifts.
Paige Murray: “Did you get headaches? …. I mean, I know you’re not full of helium.”
Natalie: “What’s he on?” (Elijah Wood)
Krn: “Lord of the Rings.”
Nat: “Drugs…”
Bruce: (singing in class) “I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!”
(a few minutes later)
Erica Brevard: “He just sang.”
Alex Plemons: “I don’t want to completely disagree, but that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”
Lizzy Tschirhart: “He broke 3 or 4 world records.”
Natalie: “What’s he on!?”
Kristin Sellers: “Amazement.”
P. See Lim: (talking about Kennedy) “Unfortunately for him, he got assassinated.”
Natalie: “Ice cream!”
Lizzy: “You screamed?”
*On Ferris Wheel at Navy Pier in Chicago:
Clark: “Could you turn on the heater please? Thanks.”
Clark: “What if we turned around and she was getting penetrated?”
Gary: “I can make lemons out of lemonade.”
Zane: “Karen, don’t you like me?”
Krn: “Of course! I love you.”
Zane: “Okay, good. For a second there I was beginning to think you thought you were better than me…”
Becky: “I’m already worried about forgetting the language I haven’t even learned yet!”
Krn: “Are hams really clappy?” (MTS- are clams really happy)
Lizzy: “Do you smell that?”
Natalie: “Everynight around 11:00 he comes home and cooks. (whispers >) Smells like fired chicken…”
Becky: “Look! A swan! …..Crane. Oh wait, it’s a piece of trash.”
*Watching Twilight: Gary leans over Jocelyn:
Gary: (Dracula accent) “You’re just my type.”
Kevin Engleman: “I know a little about a lot.”
Kelsey Loflin: “Oh…that was deep!”
*Kevin pulled cheek skin really far from his face:
Kelsey: (whispers to me) “Is that supposed to happen?”
*Girl sneezes repeatedly in History class:
Vinnie: “Dang! I didn’t even count this time! And it was in the triple digits!”
Krn: (sarcastically) “Really? It was in the 100s?”
Vinnie: “Yeah, like 14.5”
Clark Johnsen: “WHY are you going?”
*Playing board game called Redneck Life: (redneck children marry eachother)
Clay Johnsen: “You don’t want Gutter Glitter to marry an alien, do you?”
*Talking to baby niece:
Clay: “Who are you? I’m Uncle Clay!”
Clark Johnsen: “Now, this is a vacation.”
Krn: “What do you mean?”
Clark: “We are just living our lives. We stay up as late as we want, we play tennis whenever we want to, we eat whatever we want…”
Krn: *GASP* “We have cheesecake!”
Clay: (impatiently) “Are we going to go?”
Gail: “But Clay, you aren’t even dressed!”
Clay: “Okay….that was hurtful.”
*During Chamber Choir- just about to start singing
Jack: “Does anyone have any chapstick?”
(everyone lets out the breath we just took and start laughing)
Phil Raddin: “Talk about a buzz kill…”
Lizzy Tschirhart: “My feet are babies.”
Krn: (talking about dog) “Has she pee’d on the new carpet yet?”
Zane Johnsen: “No, she hasn’t dug her own grave yet.”
Gail: “I want some more butter.”
Gary: “I think that’s plenty of butter.”
(Gail glares)
Krn: “Yes Manipulation!”
(Gail scoops a huge glob of butter onto her plate)
Natalie: “Do you hear that?”
Krn: “The baby?”
Nat: “My stomach.”
*Playing Mario Kart (N64):
Zane: “Do you think you’re better than me?”
Zane: “I like your A.C. Instead of getting warmer, it just starts smelling like fire.”
Krn: “OH MY GOSH! Look at the Moon!!”
Gail: “HOLY BUCKETS!”
Krn: “Kashishter…Jocelyn needs help with the TV in her bathroom.” (moving it somewhere else)
Zane: “What? Does she need help turning it on?”
UTAH 2008
Clark: “I spy something brown.”
Jocelyn: “Camille’s roots!”
*Clay singing a made up song about Guy:
Clay: “My brother Guy messed things up and he can’t fix it…”
(later…)
“My brother Guy messed things up and he just fixed it!”
Gail: “Clay! Don’t have chocolate milk before dinner!”
Clay: “What are you!? MY MOTHER!?”
Gail: “Sometimes I pretend I’m a prisoner of war…”
Gail: “Clark, Gail… Gary…”
Krn: “Did you just say your own name!? Lol!”
Clay: “Tell her I’m a doctor… and that I have vision and courage.”
*Clay’s Pearl of Wisdom:
Clay: “If you want someone to wake up and do something with you—make them breakfast.”
*Talking about Hugh Jackman:
Camille Emmer: “He’s hosting the Oscars.”
Clark: “Keanu Reeves!?” (truly terrified)
Gail: “Can you wash this?”
Krn: “Wash?”
Gail: “Watch...”
Gail: “The wait for dinner isn’t too excrushionary.”
*Passing around a dessert after dinner:
Guy Johnsen: “Oh no. I don’t want any sweets.”
Clay: “Are you LOST!? You’ve had like five cokes and you’re saying you don’t want sweets!?”
*Clark blowing nose in bathroom when I walked in:
Clark: “What if I was just in here throwing up?”
*Man walks through door with a baby wearing glasses
Krn: “Aww!”
Mom: “So cute!”
Guy: “He should get lasik.”
*On a Continental flight:
Zane: “Ghettonental…”
*I was talking to Zane:
Zane: “Shh! We’re landing!”
~~*~~
SPRING 2009
Breanna Stutz: “Rhymes with Glacier…no it doesn’t. Ummm… Flenden Braisier…”
Taylor Sontchi: “I keep having dreams about him.”
Breanna Stutz: “Yeah. You’re supposed to get married.”
Krn: “Out of the random.” (MTS- Out of the blue)
(*later: Taylor making fun of my slip-up)
Taylor: “That was such a BLUE story.”
Becky: “What’s it called? Bionical?”
Krn: (lol) “What?”
Becky: “…….Transformers!”
*Mom was sick, stayed inside all day…but we went on an errand together in the evening:
Krn: “MOM! It’s the first time you’ve seen daylight!” (It was 10:00 PM)
Austen Christiansen: “I’m going to hurt him…Hospital hurt him.”
Austen: “This bread is so flakey and sexy!”
Gail: “Who’s praying? I prayed yesterday.”
Krn: “I prayed yesterday!”
Guy Johnsen: (british accent) “There was no doubt about it…Harry Potter was gay!”
Professor Schultz: “I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m not a dirty old man and I’m not gay, so if you need a hug…”
Schultz: “What is tardiness? The ultimate form of rudeness.”
*Cathy Marshburn & I were on the trampoline looking at the sky at night
Cathy: “Do you see that light behind the clouds? It’s so bright!”
Krn: “The MOON?”
*New Year’s Eve Fireworks:
Gail: “If someone tried to sleep through this, they’d be awake.”
Natalie: “Freaking eye! Wait…”
(both: lol)
Krn: “Freaking A!”
Krn: (talking about grandma) “She’ll never live that down. Even though she’s dead.”
Professor P. See. Lim: “In the Middle East they have a very young population. Right? SO they have lots of energy. Right? What’s the problem? They have nothing to do! So they sit around and think of ways to bomb us.”
(SIDE NOTE: This Political Science teacher was SO racey!)
Erica Brevard: “I don’t want to work either, but I don’t want to just sit at home and read recipes and use my ovaries either…”
Krn: “Your dad doesn’t set a timer while he’s cooking either?”
Natalie: “No. He doesn’t read directions either. I get that from my dad too. He’s like that when he makes his homemade BBQ sauce. People ask to get the recipe, And Fist of all. NO. It’s a secret. And second, he wouldn’ know what…”
(cut off by my laughter)
Becky: “She had boobs the size of Japan!”
Ryan Lyman: “I use to blow up balloons at HEB for 8 hour shifts.
Paige Murray: “Did you get headaches? …. I mean, I know you’re not full of helium.”
Natalie: “What’s he on?” (Elijah Wood)
Krn: “Lord of the Rings.”
Nat: “Drugs…”
Bruce: (singing in class) “I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!”
(a few minutes later)
Erica Brevard: “He just sang.”
Alex Plemons: “I don’t want to completely disagree, but that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”
Lizzy Tschirhart: “He broke 3 or 4 world records.”
Natalie: “What’s he on!?”
Kristin Sellers: “Amazement.”
P. See Lim: (talking about Kennedy) “Unfortunately for him, he got assassinated.”
Natalie: “Ice cream!”
Lizzy: “You screamed?”
*On Ferris Wheel at Navy Pier in Chicago:
Clark: “Could you turn on the heater please? Thanks.”
Clark: “What if we turned around and she was getting penetrated?”
Gary: “I can make lemons out of lemonade.”
Zane: “Karen, don’t you like me?”
Krn: “Of course! I love you.”
Zane: “Okay, good. For a second there I was beginning to think you thought you were better than me…”
Becky: “I’m already worried about forgetting the language I haven’t even learned yet!”
Krn: “Are hams really clappy?” (MTS- are clams really happy)
Lizzy: “Do you smell that?”
Natalie: “Everynight around 11:00 he comes home and cooks. (whispers >) Smells like fired chicken…”
Becky: “Look! A swan! …..Crane. Oh wait, it’s a piece of trash.”
*Watching Twilight: Gary leans over Jocelyn:
Gary: (Dracula accent) “You’re just my type.”
Summer/ Fall 2008
Summer/ Fall 2008 continued
*At a park feeding ducks*
-I turn around and Ashlen Christiansen is eating the bread instead of feeding it to the ducks
*Gary Johnsen rolls down window- throws gum out (stuck in traffic)*
Krn: “Oh, I thought you were going to ask for directions.”
Gary: “Hey, do you know where I can throw my gum? (pause) Oh. Right here. Excellent!”
*Two women at church*
Woman 1: “Your baby is eating paper.”
Woman 2: “I know.”
*Joel Reichert hit his head on the ceiling fan while getting off the top bunk at our apartment*
*Watching Superman Returns*
Becky: “He sure takes a lot of liberties…”
*At Wendy’s after Lake Powell trip*
Clay Johnsen: “It’s all good in the hood.”
Wendy’s employee: “We’re no where near the hood man! This is Nephi!”
Guy Johnsen: “I don’t care what you say! AHHH!”
Natalie Kunkel: “My thumb nails grow so fast.”
Spencer Sevy: “Why don’t you harvest them?”
*Sitting out during a soccer game- I had a hole in the booty of my shorts*
Marisa Scharman: “Why aren’t you playing?”
Krn: “I have a hole in my butt.”
Marisa: “Me too.”
Gary: “Do you feel comfortable with our decision? (buying used air con system)
Gail: “COMFORTABLE!? I haven’t bee comfortable ALL summer!”
Peyten Christiansen: “Austen, can I have your pickle?”
Krn: “Do you want mine too?” (both put out pickles on his plate)
Austen: “Don’t overdose.”
*Shannon Miller commercial- during Olympics*
Clark Johnsen: “Yes Nose Job!”
Clark: “This is my son Ezakali. (Why did you name him that?) Because it’s Ezakali what I thought he was going to look like.”
Becky Rosenlund: “Goo exists.”
*Clark walks into the extremely hot garage*
Clark: “OW!” (he was distracted, but knew he was uncomfortable—it was the heat)
*Clark and I changing the words to Mariah Carey’s song, “Loverboy”*
- “I like him, I love him, I need him, I hate him, I’ll stab him, I’ll shoot him, I’ll put a toaster in his bathtub, He’s Dead!”
Becky and I: “I hate you…We’ll be best friends forever.”
Zane Johnsen: “Stop flirting with me…I hate you.”
*Watching Star Wars Episode III on TV*
Padme: “You’ve changed!”
Jocelyn Scharman: “You’re daring, you’re different in the woods!” (sings song from Into the Woods)
Austen Christiansen: “Chocked on a jelly bean (quote from 3 Ninjas). Burped on a do-nut.”
Ashlen: “I wanna no-nut!” (doughnut)
Krn: “Watch your mouth! If your mom was here she’d be so mad at you!”
Austen: “She’d be asleep.”
*I got Ashlen to watch and quote the “Charlie Bit Me” youtube video*
-Setting out an outfit for her
Krn: “What do you think?”
Ashlen: “That’s cute, Charlie!”
Krn: "What is the first counselor's name?"
Lizzy Tschirhart: "I don't know! I can never remember.
Krn: "Me either!"
(30 minutes later)
*Lizzy sneezes*< (at the same time)> Krn: "STEWART!"
*Natalie twisting lotion/soap cap- it wasn't opening
-finally popped off- soap squirted into her eye (krn & nat- lol) then...
Natalie: "I smell pina-colada!!"
Jordan Rankinen: “I wonder if Halloween has ever been on Friday the 13th.”
Lizzy: (her knees here pink) “Cool down knees!!”
Gail: (to Gary) “Do you need help? I hope not.”
Becky: “What about that whoremonger who followed us.”
Becky: “KAREN! There was a lady walking a wolf down the street (in Paris). She owned a wolf, and she was walking it down the street. It was as tall as her chest and it was viscous, but it was tame.”
Krn: “Honestly, who would own a wolf?”
Becky: “This lady.”
Gary: “If you’re going to ask a question and you don’t want me o hear the answer, you better not answer in my ear-sight.”
*Spencer Sevy had just left on a 2-year mission for our church
-I looked at Natalie’s count-down calendar
Krn: “It’s only been four days!?”
Natalie: (drops head onto arm)
Natalie’s dream conversation with me:
Krn: “You’re going to be the first one to plug my kid in.”
Professor La Pastina: “I’d been in China for about 4 months…When I landed in Hong Kong I saw a Krispy Kreme…I almost had an orgasm.”
Prof La Pastina: “Gifts for your exotic friends. (class laughs)… NO. Exotic gifts for your friends” (class laughs again)
*Prof talking about his laptop from the 90s. About 20 pounds, around $2,000, and probably stolen:
La Pastina: “I was as happy as a camper!”
*A military jet flys overhead during class a few times (very loud):
La Pastina: “I hate this! What are they doing?”
Random girl: “They are practicing.”
La Pastina: “Who are THEY? Should I be worried?”
*At dollar store with Natalie:
-I was looking at a coloring book titled Addition & Subtraction
Krn: LOL! Addiction to Subtraction!
*Still at Dollar Store*
Natalie: “What time is it?”
Krn: A dollar to six.” (MTS- a min to six)
*Psychology professor putting a coin on the pillar at A&M for every student in our class for good luck before our first test:
Random kid: “That’s 2 dollars and 50 cents!!”
*Natalie whistling The Wizard of Oz (Nat did a hard part really well):
Krn: “Good job Nat!”
Nat: “2 points.”
Krn: “No. Ten!”
Nat: “That’s very considerate.”
Stuart Johnsen: “If a fat chick falls in the woods, do the trees still laugh?”
*In Oceanography lab*
Carolyn (Teaching Assistant): “There are no stupid questions in science.”
Krn: “Actually, I could come up with some really stupid ones.”
Vincent Ronca: “Is the earth still flat?”
*Vinnie timing how long he could hold his breath in Oceanography lab:
-Ended up holding it for one minute
Vinnie: “I could be in the Navy!!”
Krn: (points to bed) “What’s that!?”
Natalie: “Who’s been sleeping in your bed?”
*I walk into my bedroom:
Krn: “It smells like ranch dressing in here.” (while walking out)
Natalie: (yells out) “Creamy Italian!”
Natalie: “Amy felt sick…because she is sick.”
Krn: “You know what’s a funny word?
Natalie: “What?”
Krn: “Pungent.”
Nat: “Ha-Ha?”
Vinnie: “If you combine our backpacks it would look like a bruise.” (purple and black)
La Pastina: “Why are so many of you sick? Have you been doing unprotected kissing?”
Krn: “An Aggie does not chie, leat, or steal.” (MTS- lie, cheat or steal)
Vinnie: “What’s that smell? (pause) Smells like burning salinity.”
Zane Johnsen: “Kolipoki, you smell. Can’t ride plane.” (making fun of movie- The Other Side of Heaven)
Krn: “Actually, I think that’s what I got.”
Vinnie: “Great minds…get B’s together.”
*Natalie trying to figure out which glass of water is hers:
Nat: “Is this yours, mine, yours, mine, yours…MINE!”
Nat: “Yeah, because you… table and me…water.”
*Spencer Oscarson walks in the door- haven’t seen him in a long time:
Zane: “Hey Spence. Want some juice?”
*Just took PSAT in high school:
Taylor Sontchi: “I bet I got a 100!”
Krn: “I really hope you didn’t… because that sucks.”
*Vinnie tripping over his own feet and falling to the ground during a Ultimate Frisbee game:
Vinnie: “Oh…My…Gosh!”
*Driving back from church activity (night-time)
-Erin Grace pulled out a blue laser key chain
Christian Pliego: “Are we getting pulled over!?”
Krn: “What’s a Bush Bean?”
*Vinnie riding the elevator to the second floor:
-One guy was on there with him going to the 8th floor
Heavy guy: (whispers) “Lazy…”
*Natalie eating noodles and looking at her DVDs:
Nat: “I’m officially full.”
Krn: “Really? Already?”
Nat: “Yup!”
Krn: “I thought you only had like ten noodles left.”
Nat: “Wait, What!? I’m talking about my DVD racks!”
Natalie: “Theodore Texas”
Gail: “How much water did you drink today?”
Krn: “What?”
Gail: “How much water have you had today?”
Krn: “Oh…I don’t know. I wasn’t counting.
Gary: “I had 3 olives today!”
*At church: -Gail pulls out packet of tissues from purse very quickly (trying to get a tissue), but ends up sneezing onto the packet
Natalie: “I had a good 30 hour nap in my car this afternoon.” (MTS- 30 minutes)
*At a park feeding ducks*
-I turn around and Ashlen Christiansen is eating the bread instead of feeding it to the ducks
*Gary Johnsen rolls down window- throws gum out (stuck in traffic)*
Krn: “Oh, I thought you were going to ask for directions.”
Gary: “Hey, do you know where I can throw my gum? (pause) Oh. Right here. Excellent!”
*Two women at church*
Woman 1: “Your baby is eating paper.”
Woman 2: “I know.”
*Joel Reichert hit his head on the ceiling fan while getting off the top bunk at our apartment*
*Watching Superman Returns*
Becky: “He sure takes a lot of liberties…”
*At Wendy’s after Lake Powell trip*
Clay Johnsen: “It’s all good in the hood.”
Wendy’s employee: “We’re no where near the hood man! This is Nephi!”
Guy Johnsen: “I don’t care what you say! AHHH!”
Natalie Kunkel: “My thumb nails grow so fast.”
Spencer Sevy: “Why don’t you harvest them?”
*Sitting out during a soccer game- I had a hole in the booty of my shorts*
Marisa Scharman: “Why aren’t you playing?”
Krn: “I have a hole in my butt.”
Marisa: “Me too.”
Gary: “Do you feel comfortable with our decision? (buying used air con system)
Gail: “COMFORTABLE!? I haven’t bee comfortable ALL summer!”
Peyten Christiansen: “Austen, can I have your pickle?”
Krn: “Do you want mine too?” (both put out pickles on his plate)
Austen: “Don’t overdose.”
*Shannon Miller commercial- during Olympics*
Clark Johnsen: “Yes Nose Job!”
Clark: “This is my son Ezakali. (Why did you name him that?) Because it’s Ezakali what I thought he was going to look like.”
Becky Rosenlund: “Goo exists.”
*Clark walks into the extremely hot garage*
Clark: “OW!” (he was distracted, but knew he was uncomfortable—it was the heat)
*Clark and I changing the words to Mariah Carey’s song, “Loverboy”*
- “I like him, I love him, I need him, I hate him, I’ll stab him, I’ll shoot him, I’ll put a toaster in his bathtub, He’s Dead!”
Becky and I: “I hate you…We’ll be best friends forever.”
Zane Johnsen: “Stop flirting with me…I hate you.”
*Watching Star Wars Episode III on TV*
Padme: “You’ve changed!”
Jocelyn Scharman: “You’re daring, you’re different in the woods!” (sings song from Into the Woods)
Austen Christiansen: “Chocked on a jelly bean (quote from 3 Ninjas). Burped on a do-nut.”
Ashlen: “I wanna no-nut!” (doughnut)
Krn: “Watch your mouth! If your mom was here she’d be so mad at you!”
Austen: “She’d be asleep.”
*I got Ashlen to watch and quote the “Charlie Bit Me” youtube video*
-Setting out an outfit for her
Krn: “What do you think?”
Ashlen: “That’s cute, Charlie!”
Krn: "What is the first counselor's name?"
Lizzy Tschirhart: "I don't know! I can never remember.
Krn: "Me either!"
(30 minutes later)
*Lizzy sneezes*< (at the same time)> Krn: "STEWART!"
*Natalie twisting lotion/soap cap- it wasn't opening
-finally popped off- soap squirted into her eye (krn & nat- lol) then...
Natalie: "I smell pina-colada!!"
Jordan Rankinen: “I wonder if Halloween has ever been on Friday the 13th.”
Lizzy: (her knees here pink) “Cool down knees!!”
Gail: (to Gary) “Do you need help? I hope not.”
Becky: “What about that whoremonger who followed us.”
Becky: “KAREN! There was a lady walking a wolf down the street (in Paris). She owned a wolf, and she was walking it down the street. It was as tall as her chest and it was viscous, but it was tame.”
Krn: “Honestly, who would own a wolf?”
Becky: “This lady.”
Gary: “If you’re going to ask a question and you don’t want me o hear the answer, you better not answer in my ear-sight.”
*Spencer Sevy had just left on a 2-year mission for our church
-I looked at Natalie’s count-down calendar
Krn: “It’s only been four days!?”
Natalie: (drops head onto arm)
Natalie’s dream conversation with me:
Krn: “You’re going to be the first one to plug my kid in.”
Professor La Pastina: “I’d been in China for about 4 months…When I landed in Hong Kong I saw a Krispy Kreme…I almost had an orgasm.”
Prof La Pastina: “Gifts for your exotic friends. (class laughs)… NO. Exotic gifts for your friends” (class laughs again)
*Prof talking about his laptop from the 90s. About 20 pounds, around $2,000, and probably stolen:
La Pastina: “I was as happy as a camper!”
*A military jet flys overhead during class a few times (very loud):
La Pastina: “I hate this! What are they doing?”
Random girl: “They are practicing.”
La Pastina: “Who are THEY? Should I be worried?”
*At dollar store with Natalie:
-I was looking at a coloring book titled Addition & Subtraction
Krn: LOL! Addiction to Subtraction!
*Still at Dollar Store*
Natalie: “What time is it?”
Krn: A dollar to six.” (MTS- a min to six)
*Psychology professor putting a coin on the pillar at A&M for every student in our class for good luck before our first test:
Random kid: “That’s 2 dollars and 50 cents!!”
*Natalie whistling The Wizard of Oz (Nat did a hard part really well):
Krn: “Good job Nat!”
Nat: “2 points.”
Krn: “No. Ten!”
Nat: “That’s very considerate.”
Stuart Johnsen: “If a fat chick falls in the woods, do the trees still laugh?”
*In Oceanography lab*
Carolyn (Teaching Assistant): “There are no stupid questions in science.”
Krn: “Actually, I could come up with some really stupid ones.”
Vincent Ronca: “Is the earth still flat?”
*Vinnie timing how long he could hold his breath in Oceanography lab:
-Ended up holding it for one minute
Vinnie: “I could be in the Navy!!”
Krn: (points to bed) “What’s that!?”
Natalie: “Who’s been sleeping in your bed?”
*I walk into my bedroom:
Krn: “It smells like ranch dressing in here.” (while walking out)
Natalie: (yells out) “Creamy Italian!”
Natalie: “Amy felt sick…because she is sick.”
Krn: “You know what’s a funny word?
Natalie: “What?”
Krn: “Pungent.”
Nat: “Ha-Ha?”
Vinnie: “If you combine our backpacks it would look like a bruise.” (purple and black)
La Pastina: “Why are so many of you sick? Have you been doing unprotected kissing?”
Krn: “An Aggie does not chie, leat, or steal.” (MTS- lie, cheat or steal)
Vinnie: “What’s that smell? (pause) Smells like burning salinity.”
Zane Johnsen: “Kolipoki, you smell. Can’t ride plane.” (making fun of movie- The Other Side of Heaven)
Krn: “Actually, I think that’s what I got.”
Vinnie: “Great minds…get B’s together.”
*Natalie trying to figure out which glass of water is hers:
Nat: “Is this yours, mine, yours, mine, yours…MINE!”
Nat: “Yeah, because you… table and me…water.”
*Spencer Oscarson walks in the door- haven’t seen him in a long time:
Zane: “Hey Spence. Want some juice?”
*Just took PSAT in high school:
Taylor Sontchi: “I bet I got a 100!”
Krn: “I really hope you didn’t… because that sucks.”
*Vinnie tripping over his own feet and falling to the ground during a Ultimate Frisbee game:
Vinnie: “Oh…My…Gosh!”
*Driving back from church activity (night-time)
-Erin Grace pulled out a blue laser key chain
Christian Pliego: “Are we getting pulled over!?”
Krn: “What’s a Bush Bean?”
*Vinnie riding the elevator to the second floor:
-One guy was on there with him going to the 8th floor
Heavy guy: (whispers) “Lazy…”
*Natalie eating noodles and looking at her DVDs:
Nat: “I’m officially full.”
Krn: “Really? Already?”
Nat: “Yup!”
Krn: “I thought you only had like ten noodles left.”
Nat: “Wait, What!? I’m talking about my DVD racks!”
Natalie: “Theodore Texas”
Gail: “How much water did you drink today?”
Krn: “What?”
Gail: “How much water have you had today?”
Krn: “Oh…I don’t know. I wasn’t counting.
Gary: “I had 3 olives today!”
*At church: -Gail pulls out packet of tissues from purse very quickly (trying to get a tissue), but ends up sneezing onto the packet
Natalie: “I had a good 30 hour nap in my car this afternoon.” (MTS- 30 minutes)
Summer 2008 (roughly)
Krn: “…and you’re giving your mom bruises.”
Natalie Kunkel: “That’s what she says…”
(reminded us of, ‘that’s what she said’)
Playing “Do You Love Your Neighbor:”
Friend: “No, but I love everyone who loves wakeboarding.”
Krn: “I went once, AND I really liked it. Does that count?”
Lauren Christiansen: (talking about dog) “Even if she’s done something bad she comes with her legs in-between her toes.” (MTS- tail between her legs)
Lauren: “Say, ‘I’”
Ashlen Christiansen: “I”
Lauren: “Love”
Ashlen: “Lough…”
Lauren: “You”
Ashlen: “You…….pizza!”
*Cleaning up after a party, walking out of the kitchen. Heard a crunch under my foot—thought it was a potato chip. It wasn’t… IT WAS A COCHROACH!
At CiCi’s Pizza: (Ashlen was zoned out)
Lauren: “Zoom out of it!.... I mean, snap!”
Krn: “We’ve been playing Mario Kart WAY too long!”
*Andi Cook threw us a bag of gummie bears during church
-Spencer Sevy put entire packet into his mouth without opening it
Natalie & Krn: (same time) “NOW WHAT!?”
Natalie: “OH! I thought they were praying….ARE THEY!?”
*Ashlen picked her nose and it ended up on her cheek
Lauren: “Ashlen, if you’re going to dig for gold, you’ve got to hide it!”
Gail: “Becky grew up in a white collar home, if she ended up on a farm with pigs and hogs, she’d HATE it!”
Krn: “No other animals?”
Jacob Rosenlund: “I’m not a happy camper, Michael’s made me not a happy camper!”
Playing Balderdash: word was “Yardang”
Sean Leaks’s definition: “Yardang crazy to be sleepin’ with your cousin!”
*About to watch Summer Magic*
Krn: “I need a speck of information about this movie before I agree to watch it.”
Gail: (serious) “It’s about a family that moves somewhere because something happens.”
*I’m terrified of frogs*
-Watching Summer Magic- during a song there was a montage of clips of animals (they showed a bunch of frogs and toads)
Krn: (sarcastically) “You did this on purpose!”
Gail: (completely serious) “I didn’t know there were frogs on here…”
Peyten Christiansen: “Have you seen that movie, ‘Gay People Say No’ ?
Krn: “Haven’t we already had this discussion today?”
Peyten: No.
Krn & Austen Christiansen: “HA!”
Peyten: (pause) “…….Have you ever seen that movie, ‘Gay People Say No’ ?
Austen: “Yeah, I really enjoyed it.”
Becky Rosenlund: “Was that your stomach?”
Susan Rosenlund: “Maybe…”
*Carrying Ashlen’s carseat with Natalie to my car to buckle it in—Natalie had my keys…and she popped the trunk.
Krn: “Is she going to be in the trunk?”
Gary Johnsen: “I wish you would have told me to park.”
Gail: “I just got here too!”
Gary: “Who is that girl? What’s her story?”
Gail: “Oh, she’s the girl that organized this dinner. She got everyone together and she organized it.”
Krn: “What did she do?”
Gail: “She organi….”
Krn: (smiles)
Clark Johnsen: “Yes Queen!”
Lauren: “I’m going to die at A&M Volleball camp.”
Austen: “That’s my dream!”
Jacob Stutz: “Where’s the bathroom?”
*Breanna, Kenny, & Megan Stutz all point a different direction*
*Bucket of sand as table decoration*
-Kenny Stutz dropped his roll on the table
Jacob: “Now it’s a sandwich”
Susan Rosenlund: “What do you do if someone is following you?”
Becky: “DON’T. GO. HOME.”
Krn: “Those trees look like Africa…I mean, they look like trees IN Africa.”
Becky: (passing horses on road trip) “AHH! AWW….AHHH! (sighs) What a happy day.”
Krn: “Stop yelling at me!”
Becky: “I’m not. I’m just saying things loudly.”
*I asked Becky to check the street name, look at map, and driving directions*
Becky: “So many demands…”
*Made a wrong turn- U-turned, drove through parking lot, etc,
Becky: (out of the blue) “I don’t think anyone COULD follow us…”
*Joke we saw at Six Flags Fiesta Texas*
-Why did the tomato blush?
-Because he saw the salad dressing.
Krn: “Chhhhhh…” (pretending to be the ride starting noise)
Becky: “S.B.D.”
*Girl in front of us terrified of ride*
Girl: “I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die…”
Becky: I’ve swated all my sweat out.”
Krn: (talking to Becky) “That’s my speculation. What’s your speculation? ….BECKulation.”
Becky: “What are you doing?”
Krn: “I’m trying to get over so I can get on Beltway 8.”
Becky: “Oh.”
Krn: “Becky, the Beltway 8.”
Becky: “Oh.”
Krn: “Becky…”
Becky: (cuts me off) “Oh.”
Natalie Kunkel: “That’s what she says…”
(reminded us of, ‘that’s what she said’)
Playing “Do You Love Your Neighbor:”
Friend: “No, but I love everyone who loves wakeboarding.”
Krn: “I went once, AND I really liked it. Does that count?”
Lauren Christiansen: (talking about dog) “Even if she’s done something bad she comes with her legs in-between her toes.” (MTS- tail between her legs)
Lauren: “Say, ‘I’”
Ashlen Christiansen: “I”
Lauren: “Love”
Ashlen: “Lough…”
Lauren: “You”
Ashlen: “You…….pizza!”
*Cleaning up after a party, walking out of the kitchen. Heard a crunch under my foot—thought it was a potato chip. It wasn’t… IT WAS A COCHROACH!
At CiCi’s Pizza: (Ashlen was zoned out)
Lauren: “Zoom out of it!.... I mean, snap!”
Krn: “We’ve been playing Mario Kart WAY too long!”
*Andi Cook threw us a bag of gummie bears during church
-Spencer Sevy put entire packet into his mouth without opening it
Natalie & Krn: (same time) “NOW WHAT!?”
Natalie: “OH! I thought they were praying….ARE THEY!?”
*Ashlen picked her nose and it ended up on her cheek
Lauren: “Ashlen, if you’re going to dig for gold, you’ve got to hide it!”
Gail: “Becky grew up in a white collar home, if she ended up on a farm with pigs and hogs, she’d HATE it!”
Krn: “No other animals?”
Jacob Rosenlund: “I’m not a happy camper, Michael’s made me not a happy camper!”
Playing Balderdash: word was “Yardang”
Sean Leaks’s definition: “Yardang crazy to be sleepin’ with your cousin!”
*About to watch Summer Magic*
Krn: “I need a speck of information about this movie before I agree to watch it.”
Gail: (serious) “It’s about a family that moves somewhere because something happens.”
*I’m terrified of frogs*
-Watching Summer Magic- during a song there was a montage of clips of animals (they showed a bunch of frogs and toads)
Krn: (sarcastically) “You did this on purpose!”
Gail: (completely serious) “I didn’t know there were frogs on here…”
Peyten Christiansen: “Have you seen that movie, ‘Gay People Say No’ ?
Krn: “Haven’t we already had this discussion today?”
Peyten: No.
Krn & Austen Christiansen: “HA!”
Peyten: (pause) “…….Have you ever seen that movie, ‘Gay People Say No’ ?
Austen: “Yeah, I really enjoyed it.”
Becky Rosenlund: “Was that your stomach?”
Susan Rosenlund: “Maybe…”
*Carrying Ashlen’s carseat with Natalie to my car to buckle it in—Natalie had my keys…and she popped the trunk.
Krn: “Is she going to be in the trunk?”
Gary Johnsen: “I wish you would have told me to park.”
Gail: “I just got here too!”
Gary: “Who is that girl? What’s her story?”
Gail: “Oh, she’s the girl that organized this dinner. She got everyone together and she organized it.”
Krn: “What did she do?”
Gail: “She organi….”
Krn: (smiles)
Clark Johnsen: “Yes Queen!”
Lauren: “I’m going to die at A&M Volleball camp.”
Austen: “That’s my dream!”
Jacob Stutz: “Where’s the bathroom?”
*Breanna, Kenny, & Megan Stutz all point a different direction*
*Bucket of sand as table decoration*
-Kenny Stutz dropped his roll on the table
Jacob: “Now it’s a sandwich”
Susan Rosenlund: “What do you do if someone is following you?”
Becky: “DON’T. GO. HOME.”
Krn: “Those trees look like Africa…I mean, they look like trees IN Africa.”
Becky: (passing horses on road trip) “AHH! AWW….AHHH! (sighs) What a happy day.”
Krn: “Stop yelling at me!”
Becky: “I’m not. I’m just saying things loudly.”
*I asked Becky to check the street name, look at map, and driving directions*
Becky: “So many demands…”
*Made a wrong turn- U-turned, drove through parking lot, etc,
Becky: (out of the blue) “I don’t think anyone COULD follow us…”
*Joke we saw at Six Flags Fiesta Texas*
-Why did the tomato blush?
-Because he saw the salad dressing.
Krn: “Chhhhhh…” (pretending to be the ride starting noise)
Becky: “S.B.D.”
*Girl in front of us terrified of ride*
Girl: “I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die…”
Becky: I’ve swated all my sweat out.”
Krn: (talking to Becky) “That’s my speculation. What’s your speculation? ….BECKulation.”
Becky: “What are you doing?”
Krn: “I’m trying to get over so I can get on Beltway 8.”
Becky: “Oh.”
Krn: “Becky, the Beltway 8.”
Becky: “Oh.”
Krn: “Becky…”
Becky: (cuts me off) “Oh.”
2008 Florida (Disney) Trip
Julie Emmer: “Let me try one for Paul…” (eating something so her husband could try?)
Camille Emmer: “If the were walking any slower, they’d be standing.”
Camille and I reading Children’s animal book on Disney tram (were we making all the animal noises and laughing)
-Young girl (around 12) turned around to stare at us… Her eyes said, “How old are you people?!”
Camille: “Knock Knock”
Krn: “What? ………there?”
*A Bird pooped on m mom’s hand*
*Camille and I attempting to do a thirty second history of each country at Epcot. It was awful.
*Camille dropped candy from the United Kingdom at Epcot right in front of the cute British boy
Camille: “Come on guys! Let’s scuttlebutt!”
Julie: “The baby needs some Gold Bond.”
Krn: “Gold thong!?”
Gail Johnsen: (yelling) “What’s the code? 0564?”
-(asking for the code to unlock our rented house)
Gail: “Are you done?”
Camille: “Yeah, but it might be sticky.”
Gail: “Sticky? Did you put honey on it?”
Camille: “Oh, I mean stinky.”
Krn: “Grandma Kay… told you at the maunted hansion.”
(Meant to say: Grandma Fay told you at the haunted mansion)
Warning on rollercoaster: “For your safety…”
Jocelyn Scharman: “For your safety, don’t tell me what to do!”
Camille: Do I want to take my bra off yet? … No. I don’t think I do.”
Camille: “Do you ever forget how you look, then look in the mirror and go, Oh! I’m cuter than I thought.”
Camille: “It’s so nice outside, but in the car I’m about 2 seconds away from shivering.”
Camille: “Give me some!”
Krn: “OF WATER!?”
Camille: (before rollercoaster) “Oh, dear me!”
Krn: “Mom, you’re so generous.” (sharing her big pretzel)
Gail: (distracted) “I know.”
*About 25 Balloons blowing in the wind hit me in the face
Krn: “Sorry, I just got attacked by your balloons.”
Balloon guy: (Grabs a balloon and hits me with it) “That’s being attacked by a balloon.”
Gary Johnsen: “Grab a popsicle and gather in the living room for family prayer.”
Julie: “Camille, your skirt is falling off.”
Camille: “I’m trying to convert people, mom.”
Krn: “I’d join.”
Krn: “You like black licorice!?”
Camille: “I like both. I’m not prejudice.”
*Niece had a diarrhea blow-out all over my shirt while waiting in a line at Disney
Jocelyn: “At least your shirt is yellow…”
Camille: “SUCK!!”
Julie: “WHAT!?”
Camille Emmer: “If the were walking any slower, they’d be standing.”
Camille and I reading Children’s animal book on Disney tram (were we making all the animal noises and laughing)
-Young girl (around 12) turned around to stare at us… Her eyes said, “How old are you people?!”
Camille: “Knock Knock”
Krn: “What? ………there?”
*A Bird pooped on m mom’s hand*
*Camille and I attempting to do a thirty second history of each country at Epcot. It was awful.
*Camille dropped candy from the United Kingdom at Epcot right in front of the cute British boy
Camille: “Come on guys! Let’s scuttlebutt!”
Julie: “The baby needs some Gold Bond.”
Krn: “Gold thong!?”
Gail Johnsen: (yelling) “What’s the code? 0564?”
-(asking for the code to unlock our rented house)
Gail: “Are you done?”
Camille: “Yeah, but it might be sticky.”
Gail: “Sticky? Did you put honey on it?”
Camille: “Oh, I mean stinky.”
Krn: “Grandma Kay… told you at the maunted hansion.”
(Meant to say: Grandma Fay told you at the haunted mansion)
Warning on rollercoaster: “For your safety…”
Jocelyn Scharman: “For your safety, don’t tell me what to do!”
Camille: Do I want to take my bra off yet? … No. I don’t think I do.”
Camille: “Do you ever forget how you look, then look in the mirror and go, Oh! I’m cuter than I thought.”
Camille: “It’s so nice outside, but in the car I’m about 2 seconds away from shivering.”
Camille: “Give me some!”
Krn: “OF WATER!?”
Camille: (before rollercoaster) “Oh, dear me!”
Krn: “Mom, you’re so generous.” (sharing her big pretzel)
Gail: (distracted) “I know.”
*About 25 Balloons blowing in the wind hit me in the face
Krn: “Sorry, I just got attacked by your balloons.”
Balloon guy: (Grabs a balloon and hits me with it) “That’s being attacked by a balloon.”
Gary Johnsen: “Grab a popsicle and gather in the living room for family prayer.”
Julie: “Camille, your skirt is falling off.”
Camille: “I’m trying to convert people, mom.”
Krn: “I’d join.”
Krn: “You like black licorice!?”
Camille: “I like both. I’m not prejudice.”
*Niece had a diarrhea blow-out all over my shirt while waiting in a line at Disney
Jocelyn: “At least your shirt is yellow…”
Camille: “SUCK!!”
Julie: “WHAT!?”
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