2007 Quotes

My internet has been down since Saturday, so I have been playing a lot of solitaire and without anything else to do I finally typed up part of another quote book! I'll split up what I've typed up so it wont be crazy long. Enjoy!


SPRING 2007

List of Come-Backs/ Retorts created by Jackie Hebert and Karen:
-Oh yeah!?
-You know what...!?
-Yo Mama! (or) Your mom...
-You wish!
- You’re just Jealous.
-I’m just testing you
- What are you trying to say?
-You’re dead to me.
-Girl, Please.
-I don’t even know you anymore
-You too...
-Gross!
-Listen...
-What she said.
-Are you joking?
-Seriously?
-Eat it.
-Yeah. That’s what I thought.

Krn: “Have you said anything funny?”
Steven Fisher: “Shut up!”

Bryan Depan: “It wouldn’t be lost if I knew where it was!”

Russell Laningham: “I’m judging you right now.”

Krn: “Maybe I’ll watch play Clay...”
Spencer: (cuts me off)“Haha... Clay play...Dang. I said it right.”

SUMMER 2007

Spencer Sevy: “Juice, cherry juice.”

*My dad holding popcorn towards the ground for our dog:
Dad: “Karen...(pause) Karen, Karen (pause) Jocelyn...DOG!”
Krn: “You called the dog Karen!”

*Looking through yearbook:
Taylor Sontchi: “It’s easier to find the seniors because we’re colored.”

Spencer: “I’m going over here to get service.”

Krn: “So...”
Jordan Rankinen: “Ho.”
Spencer: “A pirates life for me.”

Krn: “I just remembered the drink I use to got.”

Kristin Reichert: “In Provo, more so.”
Jordan: “Was that English!?”

Becky Rosenlund: “I’m a hypophode.”

*Playing Phase 10:
Spencer: “Why did you go!?”
Breanna Stutz: “Because they told me to!!”

*Sitting on bleachers and a noise came from Natalie:
Natalie Kunkel: “My button...” (the button on her pants made a sound on the seat)

Breanna: “Where are your cards?”
Spencer: (smiling) “They’re in my pants.”
Breanna: “That’s... different.”
Spencer: “They’re in my hands!”

Joel Reichert: “I’ll snack that!”

*Talking about how my sister was pregnant- baby the size of a grape:
Breanna: “It won’t be a grape for long...It will be a grapefruit!”

Breanna: “I’m tired-ish.”
Krn: “What’s tiredish?”

*Breanna reading something on our refrigerator:
Bre: “June is our NAM donation for the month of Texas Flag.”

Krn: “Ha-Ha.”
Breanna: “That’s so weird! I was just typing that!”

Spencer: “I sleep in the most weird positions.”
Taylor: “Obviously.”

Taylor: “Are you guys going to have fun tonight?”
(Breanna shrugs, then Krn jokingly rubs Breanna’s leg)
Breanna: “Kay, maybe.”

*Movie Board Game:
-Question: What do you do to make money?
Taylor: “1200 dollars!”

Taylor: “Remember that day at milk?” (MTS: lunch)

Krn: “Mom...”
Gail: “Go Away?”
Krn: “Yeah.”

Ann Speckhard: “Maybe she’s like, you know, like whatever.”

Kristin Reichert: “Florida...overflowed? What’s it called??”
Krn: “Flooded.”

Desiree Freeman: “Chris use to work here and I use to come here to get him...to go.”

Krn: “You know what sounds so good right now? Crackers with cheese and turkey.”
Kristin: “Like a...um...”
Krn: “Snack...”
Kristin: “Snackable!”
Krn: “Oh wait!... Lunchable!”

Taylor: “I looked at my phone and it was upside down and it said 9:61”
Krn: (blank stare)
Taylor: “...but that is impossible.”

Taylor: “It reflected off the top lip of your bottom lip.”

Joel: “We’re like sleeping bags...What I meant to say was bean bags.”

*Talking about Ocean’s 12:
Krn: “I don’t really like Julia Roberts.”
Lisa Jones: “She’s not in the third one.”
Taylor: “Is she in the third one?
(Krn and Lisa laugh)
Taylor: “Wait...what did you just say?”

Lisa: “I haven’t met your brother.”
Taylor: “Have you met my brother?”

Krn: “I showered on Saturday. It’s Monday. That’s pretty good!”
Natalie Kunkel: “It’s Tuesday!”

Natalie: “Do you pop out at parties.”

Spencer: “I’m covering the blanket with myself.”

*Taylor rhyming:
Taylor: “Shoot girl, give me a dime.”

*Playing Scrabble:
Gail: “I have all the vowels and dad has all the continents.”

*Krn throws a popcorn kernel down my mom’s shirt:
Gail: (coughing) “That went down my throat!”

Krn: “I was cursiving. I just made that a verb. I wasn’t doing cursive, I was cursiving.”

Gary: “So I see you haven’t mowed the lawn.”
Krn: “Ha. You’re funny.”
Gail: “I mentioned it to Zane.”
Krn: “It hurts my back.”
(Later...)
Mom: “Does anyone want to go get Zane for dinner?”
Gary: “It hurts my back...”

*Playing Double Solitaire:
Krn: “Why do you like this game? It’s so pointless.”
Gail: “What are you talking about?! It has points!”

Natalie: “Look at the moon! Is that humidity?”
Krn: “Or clouds...”

*Text gone weird:
Natalie: “You’re weird then weird can say weird.”
(MTS: You’re so weird that if weird could say weird, you’d be weirder)

Spencer: “We should say more stuff with letters." (sarcastic)
Krn: “O.K.”

*Playing 'I Spy' with Camille:
Krn & Camille: “I spy something red...HURRY!” (car passing)

Krn: “I spy him again!”
Camille: “Oh my gosh! Orange!”

*little girl walks by in a pink shirt:
Girl: “WAIT! (stomps foot)
Krn: “I spy something pink-mad.”

Maren Fossum: “Kearns.”
Krn: “Yeah?”
(*That was the name of her area in Utah and I thought she was calling my name)

Krn: “I need to find my second wing...”
Maren: “Iggy’s has wings!”
Krn: “...wind”

Camille: “I spy menopause on the floor.”

Krn: “I see a light.”
Camille: “Jana, is that your phone?”
Jana: .....
Camille: “I spy no answer.”

Krn: “Its sooo hot in here!”
Camille: “You should take off your pants too! I’m as cool as a cucumber.”

Krn: “I spy no pants—cool as a cucumber.”

Krn: “How do you spell cucumber?”
Camille: “C.U.C.U.M.B.E.R.”
Krn: “Okay, that’s what I wrote, but it looks like Caca- Umber.”

*Someone starts snoring—Camille thought it was Krn and Krn thought it was Camille:
Krn thinking: “Oh my gosh! Caca-Umber snores!”
Camille thinking: “Wow! She falls asleep fast!”
-It was Jana.

*Camille shines her cell phone right in my face:
Camille: “Are you sure I can’t get you anything?” (both- LOL)
(Krn shines her phone in Camille’s face and repeats her)
Krn: “Actually, can I have a glass of ice water? NO! Make it hot so it can sanitize my teeth.”
K&C- LOL!
Jana: “Oh my gosh! I’m going to the couch!”
K&C- LOL more.

*Camille turns fan up:
Camille: “Okay, it’s on as high as it can go.”
Krn: “So you’re telling me it wasn’t on as high as it can go! Don’t ever talk to me...”
C: LOL

Camille: “You won’t fall off the floor, that’s for sure."
Krn: “Wow, you rhymed!”
Camille: “I could keep going...(pause—couldn’t think of anything) ...Okay, maybe not.”

Krn: “How old does she think you is!?”

*Trying to understand slang from the Harry Potter books: “Wotcher”
Becky Rosenlund: “What’s up? Watch out?”

Becky: “I’m walking with a purpose.”

Krn: “The river beat my bum...literally!”

*My mom wanted me to come look at a house with her:
Krn: “I don’t want to see a house, I’m watching House!”