Summer Quotes

These quotes are in random order...but still funny.

Maddie: “I don’t want to throw up in Grandma’s hand again...”

Jocelyn: “Peach fuzz, patchy ‘stache.”

Maddie: “Raise your hand if you want to watch Hercules!”

*Tickling Maddie’s back:
Maddie: “Tickling is the best...

*Maddie lies across my lap:
Maddie: “Kiss me on the lips and I’ll be a prince.”

Maddie: “Why won’t anyone give me a chance?”

*After Jocelyn’s FHE lesson:
Maddie: (whispers) “Thank you for understanding how much I need you.”

Maddie: “Mom, can I poke your buttons?”

*Buying a cute tie for Nolan’s dad:
Jocelyn: “We need to youth-anize him.”
Krn: “What?!”

*Jocelyn looking at a tie on a rack:
Jocelyn: “This is nice! (picks it up) ....for a clip on....”

*In Nauvoo watching the musical show, High Hopes and River Boats, at the Visitors’ Center- there was a love triangle...
Krn: “So the moral of the story is, don’t marry the guy that tells you to ‘grow up’?”
Gail: “I think you completely missed the point of that show...”

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In Askov:

Jocelyn: “Take Muddy to the puddy.” (Meant to Say: Take Maddie to the potty)

*Guy tapping Jocelyn with his smelly feet:
Jocelyn: “Get your topsy turvy off me!” (MTS: tippy toes)

*Jocelyn and I talking at laughing before bed:
Maddie: (in a tired voice) “You guys need to stop talking so I can get some rest.”
-Yeah, that made us laugh more.

*Watched The Last Unicorn and heard the song, Now that I’m a Woman.
Guy: “Now that I’m a walrus...everything has changed.”

*Maddie was a little confused when we kept calling our grandma Johnsen, grandma:
Maddie: “Where’s Grandma?”
Krn: “She’s downstairs.”
Maddie: (looks skeptical) “My real grandma?”

Jocelyn: “Focus on the good things...”
Clay: “Dad doesn’t have any bad things. He golfs 4 times a week. He’s retired. He’s got the good side of the bad bed...”

*Had a conversation about a abused girl we saw on the news:
Krn: “This is kind of a sad way to end this conversation.”
Clay: “On that note...I’m going to go to bed. You guys need to think about what you’ve done.”

*Parents sleeping on uncomfortable couch bed:
Jocelyn: “Are you sure you’re okay on this bed? I’m really worried about you. It’s really not a big deal...Karen and Clay can just sleep out here...”
Gail: “Wow...you are so generous.”

*Saw some geese cross the street:
Gail: “Look at that! It’s a whole flock!”
Krn: “That’s a gaggle.”

*Uncle Lee has a huge dog named Bandit:
Maddie: “Sometimes I call him Bandage.”

*About to drive through Glacier National Park:
Aunt Julie: “Who has UPS?” (Meant to say: GPS)

Gail: “Hey, Clay?”
Clay: “You can’t talk to me that way! I’m your son!”

*Talking about Clay’s stolen DVDs:
Gail: “Who stole them?”
Clay: “A robber...” (Duh! face)

*Walking through Parade of Homes houses:
Gail: “Isn't that the cutest game room you’ve ever seen?”
Random Girl: “I don’t want to talk about it...”

Zane/ Eric Thronton: “Put a little Reducer on it!”

*Random boy sitting in Aunt Julie’s yard- Cops come to ask why he is there:
(looking through window at them)
Guy: “With how corrupt cops are these days, I wouldn’t be surprised if he shot him.”

*Clark talking about Emily Emmer:
Clark: “Ping Pang Pamela.”
Krn: “How did that nickname come about?”
Clark: “I can tell you exactly how. Emily. Emmel. Pemmel. Pamela. Ping Pang Pamela.”

Nolan: “Maddie, are you ready for me to blow your mind?”
Maddie: “No. I want to keep all my minds.”

*Maddie unwraps present from Grandma for new baby:
Maddie: “OH SNAP!”

Jocelyn: “This hotel internet is so slow.”
Zane: “The concierge said we could bring our own cable, plug it into the wall for dial up.”
Jocelyn: “Yes Jurassic Park.”
Krn: “HAHA. WHAT? That doesn't make any sense.”

*Not enough space at the table:
Stuart: “Someone can sit on my lap—just as long as I can still reach my food.”

Jocelyn: “I love that Jenny is working while everyone just sits here.”
Gail: “Yeah, while you sit there and drink your hot chocolate.”
Nolan: “The hot chocolate you didn’t even get for yourself.” (He went out to get it)
Jocelyn: “Babe, I love you. I’m totally going to sex you up......someday.”