These are just a few quotes that have been saved in my drafts folder on my phone, so I might as well just post them.
*Walking in Central Park-- we walked by a dropped pacifier
-Clark wrote a haiku about it:
"Oh, pacifier,
Completely forlorn and lost.
What baby dropped you?"
Clark Johnsen: "Yes yes yes! Correct correct correct!"
*Clark and I took a picture together:
Clark: "Oh! That is cute! I'll have to put it on facebook."
Clark & Karen (same time): "TAG!"
Gail Johnsen: "It gets kind of cold in there, so you might need a sweaty."
(Sweater+Hoodie)
Natalie Kunkel: "I feel sick. I shouldn't have had that juice. (whispers) Two cups..."
Jocelyn: "Maddie, guess what! Chantelle is pregnant! She has a baby in her tummy."
Maddie: "I don't like it when Chantelle eats babies."
Zane Johnsen: "I'm not being belligerent. I'm just barking orders."
Monday, September 27, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Rest of 2007
This is the rest of the quotes I typed up when my internet was down. I still have more to type up...but that will come later...
MINNESOTA TRIP
Krn: “Thanks mom... even though you’re tired.”
Zane: “Yeah, because she wouldn’t need thanks if she wasn’t tired. We wouldn’t have thanked you because you’re tired, but we’re thanking you anyway.”
Krn: “Where did Cassandra (our dog) get all this energy all the sudden?
Jocelyn: “She ate a deer.”
Jocelyn: “In James and the Giant Speech, with Ms. Speeder, the lady that looks like a skeelonten.” (MTS- Peach, Spider, skeleton)
*A mosquito landed on my leg and I killed it before it bit me:
Krn: “You’re not giving ME West Nile!”
Jocelyn: “I hope you DO get West Nile...
(I hit her ball while playing croquette)
Jocelyn: “I hope a mosquito gives you West Nile.”
Krn: “Well, I hope a deer gives you...”(weird mouth noise)
Jocelyn: lol
Krn: “I couldn’t think of a deer disease. Lol.”
Jocelyn: “Triple solitaire NOW!”
Krn: “Give me 12 minutes.”
Jocelyn: “Triple deck, 12 now!”
*Guy Johnsen having trouble opening up a 2 liter bottle of soda:
Zane: “It’s diet.”
Guy: “No wonder it’s so hard to open.”
Gail: “You have 20 minutes! 15 at the most!”
*Guy making his own Harry Potter series names:
-Harry Potter and the Picnic of Azkaban
-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ramen
-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Cat Food
Guy: “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Oh wait...that’s what it’s really called.”
In the car on the way home to Texas:
Zane: “Karen! (hugs me) I’ve missed you so much! You were on the phone for like...7 minutes! Do you want a wheat thin? I just missed you so much! Then mom asked you who you were talking to and we both said ‘Becky’ at the same time!”
Krn: “Trash!” (throws wad up to front of car) Now your turn.”
Zane: “TRASH!” (Wad hits mom in the back of the head)
Krn: “Just pretend it’s a blanket and stop complaining.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Krn: “Ow!”
Spencer Sevy: “Nu-uh!”
Taylor Sontchi: “What pot of Har Potter are you at?”
Spencer: “He’s going to be as dad as his bad.”
Spencer: “Hey Joel, what time it is?”
Joel Reichert: “They only have Ipod stuff! Ipods, Irivers, Itrips...I hate it! Ha, ‘Ihate it’
Krn: “Mom, you look like such a terrorist!.........TOURIST!”
Natalie Kunkel: “Shydney. Just add a ‘SH’ and its ghetto.”
Krn: “I was looking through my pictures and I saw Dayne!”
Breanna Stutz: “Where? Facebook?”
Krn: “Mysbook.”
Ann Speckhard: “Duh Spencer!”
Krn: “Dispenser!”
Breanna: “Annapolis.”
Krn: That’s a movie with James Franco...
B&K at same time:
Krn: “Hottie...” / Bre: “So hot...”
Breanna: “Alright.”
Spencer: “Right-all.”
Breanna: “Profanity...freaks me out!”
Breanna: “Guess what comes out in 10 days! You’ll never guess.
Krn: “Give me a clue.”
Bre: “High School...”
Krn: “Musical!!!.................TWO!!”
Breanna: “Who’s on the Lord’s side, who, Spencer.”
Desiree Freeman: “My husband is never going to have hair coming out of anywhere!”
Gail: “I’m pretty excited to eat myself.”
Krn: (sarcastic) “You’re so loquacious.”
Becky: “Well, at least I’m not ostentatious.”
Natalie: “Smile your frown away!”
Natalie: “Is that a bird?”
Krn: (blank stare) “...It’s a plane.”
Krn: “Thanks dawg.”
Emily Kunkel: “You’re welcome cat.”
Krn: “Who people are in person is who they are.”
(Natalie started giving me a slow-clap)
Vincent Ronca: “I hate hands! They make me feel so limited!”
*Reading road sign:
Natalie: “College Bush East.”
Krn: “George?”
Natalie: “I swear to you! It said College! I swear! I’m not lying.”
Krn: “Now you’re just swearing.”
*Spencer locked his keys in his car on a Sunday morning:
Krn: “Ere you left your room this morning, Did you think to pray?”
Spencer: “Shut up, Karen!”
Stuart Johnsen: “A.D.D. kids don’t have blood running through their veins...they have rocket fuel!”
Natalie: “Brain sails.”
Natalie: “Ughhh...Life. I think I have a brain tumor.”
*Random kid on campus tried to throw away an empty Coke bottle---but it popped back out
Kid: “I just got rejected by a garbage can.”
Natalie: “You haven’t gotten something that you’ve found.”
Natalie: “I like laughing at random people because they laugh...because I’m laughing...”
Krn: “Tencer sent you a sext message.” (MTS- Spencer/ text)
Natalie: “Caesty” (Zesty+Caesar)
*Natalie spilled her water directly on her open phone- she jumps up to clean it and I laugh
(Later..)
Natalie: “That was a close one!!”
*Becky sent me a youtube clip of Russian singer:
Krn: “Oh my gosh! How did you find this!?”
Becky: “There is a Russian colony up here in Rexburg.”
Krn: “Are you serious?!”
Becky: “No.”
*Vinnie heats up a muffin in the microwave- Takes a bite:
Vincent: “I think I just swallowed a lava muffin!”
MINNESOTA TRIP
Krn: “Thanks mom... even though you’re tired.”
Zane: “Yeah, because she wouldn’t need thanks if she wasn’t tired. We wouldn’t have thanked you because you’re tired, but we’re thanking you anyway.”
Krn: “Where did Cassandra (our dog) get all this energy all the sudden?
Jocelyn: “She ate a deer.”
Jocelyn: “In James and the Giant Speech, with Ms. Speeder, the lady that looks like a skeelonten.” (MTS- Peach, Spider, skeleton)
*A mosquito landed on my leg and I killed it before it bit me:
Krn: “You’re not giving ME West Nile!”
Jocelyn: “I hope you DO get West Nile...
(I hit her ball while playing croquette)
Jocelyn: “I hope a mosquito gives you West Nile.”
Krn: “Well, I hope a deer gives you...”(weird mouth noise)
Jocelyn: lol
Krn: “I couldn’t think of a deer disease. Lol.”
Jocelyn: “Triple solitaire NOW!”
Krn: “Give me 12 minutes.”
Jocelyn: “Triple deck, 12 now!”
*Guy Johnsen having trouble opening up a 2 liter bottle of soda:
Zane: “It’s diet.”
Guy: “No wonder it’s so hard to open.”
Gail: “You have 20 minutes! 15 at the most!”
*Guy making his own Harry Potter series names:
-Harry Potter and the Picnic of Azkaban
-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ramen
-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Cat Food
Guy: “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Oh wait...that’s what it’s really called.”
In the car on the way home to Texas:
Zane: “Karen! (hugs me) I’ve missed you so much! You were on the phone for like...7 minutes! Do you want a wheat thin? I just missed you so much! Then mom asked you who you were talking to and we both said ‘Becky’ at the same time!”
Krn: “Trash!” (throws wad up to front of car) Now your turn.”
Zane: “TRASH!” (Wad hits mom in the back of the head)
Krn: “Just pretend it’s a blanket and stop complaining.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Krn: “Ow!”
Spencer Sevy: “Nu-uh!”
Taylor Sontchi: “What pot of Har Potter are you at?”
Spencer: “He’s going to be as dad as his bad.”
Spencer: “Hey Joel, what time it is?”
Joel Reichert: “They only have Ipod stuff! Ipods, Irivers, Itrips...I hate it! Ha, ‘Ihate it’
Krn: “Mom, you look like such a terrorist!.........TOURIST!”
Natalie Kunkel: “Shydney. Just add a ‘SH’ and its ghetto.”
Krn: “I was looking through my pictures and I saw Dayne!”
Breanna Stutz: “Where? Facebook?”
Krn: “Mysbook.”
Ann Speckhard: “Duh Spencer!”
Krn: “Dispenser!”
Breanna: “Annapolis.”
Krn: That’s a movie with James Franco...
B&K at same time:
Krn: “Hottie...” / Bre: “So hot...”
Breanna: “Alright.”
Spencer: “Right-all.”
Breanna: “Profanity...freaks me out!”
Breanna: “Guess what comes out in 10 days! You’ll never guess.
Krn: “Give me a clue.”
Bre: “High School...”
Krn: “Musical!!!.................TWO!!”
Breanna: “Who’s on the Lord’s side, who, Spencer.”
Desiree Freeman: “My husband is never going to have hair coming out of anywhere!”
Gail: “I’m pretty excited to eat myself.”
Krn: (sarcastic) “You’re so loquacious.”
Becky: “Well, at least I’m not ostentatious.”
Natalie: “Smile your frown away!”
Natalie: “Is that a bird?”
Krn: (blank stare) “...It’s a plane.”
Krn: “Thanks dawg.”
Emily Kunkel: “You’re welcome cat.”
Krn: “Who people are in person is who they are.”
(Natalie started giving me a slow-clap)
Vincent Ronca: “I hate hands! They make me feel so limited!”
*Reading road sign:
Natalie: “College Bush East.”
Krn: “George?”
Natalie: “I swear to you! It said College! I swear! I’m not lying.”
Krn: “Now you’re just swearing.”
*Spencer locked his keys in his car on a Sunday morning:
Krn: “Ere you left your room this morning, Did you think to pray?”
Spencer: “Shut up, Karen!”
Stuart Johnsen: “A.D.D. kids don’t have blood running through their veins...they have rocket fuel!”
Natalie: “Brain sails.”
Natalie: “Ughhh...Life. I think I have a brain tumor.”
*Random kid on campus tried to throw away an empty Coke bottle---but it popped back out
Kid: “I just got rejected by a garbage can.”
Natalie: “You haven’t gotten something that you’ve found.”
Natalie: “I like laughing at random people because they laugh...because I’m laughing...”
Krn: “Tencer sent you a sext message.” (MTS- Spencer/ text)
Natalie: “Caesty” (Zesty+Caesar)
*Natalie spilled her water directly on her open phone- she jumps up to clean it and I laugh
(Later..)
Natalie: “That was a close one!!”
*Becky sent me a youtube clip of Russian singer:
Krn: “Oh my gosh! How did you find this!?”
Becky: “There is a Russian colony up here in Rexburg.”
Krn: “Are you serious?!”
Becky: “No.”
*Vinnie heats up a muffin in the microwave- Takes a bite:
Vincent: “I think I just swallowed a lava muffin!”
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